Here are Eddie's KISS Email and Phone Scripts as promised:
 
Reverse Marketing Emails:
 
1. Subject Line: "Ron", please call me when you get a moment

"Ron"-

This is "your name" in "city". I tried to locate your phone number, but couldn't do so. I would like to speak with you right away.

Please either call me directly in my office at "555-1212", or reply to this email with your phone number and I call you back on a day and time that is convenient for you.

Best Regards,

"your name"

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